2.11.2009

Slap me with a splintered ruler

Dear Friend, 

I'm sorry that I laughed when your dog Big Boi mauled that guy he was staying with. I wasn't laughing at you, per se, or the situation, but at the hideousness of it. Sometimes I laugh when I'm uncomfortable. 

I don't believe in karma, or juju, but now that the dog Kia has mauled my dog Uta, I believe that what goes around comes around. The similarities between Big Boi mauling his caretaker and Uta being mauled by her housemate cannot be ignored. 

The only action I can now take is to campaign heavily for the putting down of Kia, as you must now put down Big Boi, who has attempted to maul his second caretaker. 

Now that I am not laughing, I only wish I were joking. 

Sincerely, 
Your Friend 

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