12.07.2009

Maybe you should plug it with a beer

I actually had to edit the name out of my last post about a celebrity because I was getting creepy-ass comments asking me where he was, what car he drove, asking if he was alone.

I didn't understand this at first. Why were all these girls so interested in this guy who had graphic gay sex for five years on Showtime? Maybe I'm just not of that ilk (not a hit to gays, I'm just not aroused by images of gay sex). Then I read online that he was on "Desperate Housewives."

Ladies, kill your TVs. For all our sakes. The celebrities clearly live on Mount Olympus for a reason.

13 comments:

  1. You had it right the first time. They're originally from the show where he had gay graphic sex for five years and not from Desperate Housewives. What? Two gorgeous men together? It was hot.

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  2. You certainly have a very strange definition of creepy. If you call somebody super-dooper dreamy, why are you astonished when somebody else thinks you're lucky to have met him? If meeting him was such a non-event, why post about it with a picture? If you yourself recognized him from TV, why is nobody else allowed to be aware of his existence? And what's so creepy about asking if he was alone? A lot of people want to know who the celebs are dating. If they asked for the place and the time of day, I might be suspicious, but I sure wouldn't be creeped out just because people give a damn. By the way, he's also been on "The Unit," "Law & Order: SVU," "Deadwood," "Gray's Anatomy," and "Street Time," was the star of "Vanished," has starred in two Off-Broadway plays, a TV movie and about nine or so independent films.

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  3. You make it sound like there is something wrong with gay sex.
    He was hot on that show and so was the *gay graphic sex*!

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  4. Newsflash : Girls love gaysex!

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  5. i think the person who wrote the second comment....

    may be the actor himself.

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  7. As the person who wrote the second comment (and a big Gale Harold fan), I can tell you the likelihood of Gale Harold posting anything, even anonymously, about himself anyplace at all is about as great as that the person who wrote the fifth comment actually is a shorthaired pointer.

    There's not a more publicity-averse actor alive; he has no website, doesn't Tweet, grants interviews only when he has to, gives interviews only when he has to, attends few events, and never corresponds with the people who run (on their own initiative) his fan sites. As a matter of fact, he probably isn't thrilled that some stranger he spoke to outside and inside a cafe is telling the world all about it (I personally am grateful for news of any Gale Harold sighting).

    But even if I were Gale Harold, what's your point? It would still be bizarre to call people "creepy" for (a.) wishing we'd been the ones who met him, or (b.) wondering if he was with anybody (he seems to be dating Yara Martinez, so it's a natural question). It would still be a no-brainer that women (and who says all the people inquiring are women anyway?) can like an actor on a gay-themed show (half the audience for "Queer as Folk" was straight women). And it would still be just plain uninformed to believe Gale Harold's career has consisted entirely of five seasons of QAF and one season of "Desperate Housewives." It would also still be strange to castigate people for taking the same interest in a handsome actor that the blogger took when she posted about her meeting him in the first place.

    So, since all that is true, it doesn't matter who points it out. It could be Gale Harold, or it could be Trip Palin. Or it could be me. It could be anybody, and it still wouldn't change the facts.

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  8. I have short hair!
    I point at things frequently!

    I AM SHORTHAIRED POINTER!

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  9. I am aroused by images of gay sex and GH.. and GH simulating gay sex...and....chocolate.

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  10. will you JUST ANSWER them for fuck sack

    you are the creepy-ASS one

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  11. hoooo boy. why did it take me so long to read these?

    i mean for fuck sack. stop hating gay sex, darnel.

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  12. I know I know. But my bigotry needs to vent somewhere! What better place than a blog?

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