Dodo Bird: Do you think I've gained or lost any weight since my new job?
Dodo Bird's BF: ....I know I've gained weight.
I think I broke a guy's heart the other day at work. He came in with his girl, tryin' to be all cool, orders a slice of pepperoni. The girl orders a slice with all the crazy shit on it.
Guy: Hmm...that looks good. Bell peppers, onions. Is that sausage on there? Does the sausage have pork in it?
Dodo Bird: Yeah it does but, I mean, so does the pepperoni.
Guy [masked trauma in his eyes]: Oh..uh.....I'll just get a slice of cheese.
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Dodo Bird is living in Los Angeles, working, and attending graduate school for poetry. Like her moniker, she was over-harvested by explorers to the point of extinction in the 17th century.
Pointer moved to New York City, and is trying not to write about work. Frequently pointing at things, she is anxious, shaky, and short-haired [on hiatus].
Pointer moved to New York City, and is trying not to write about work. Frequently pointing at things, she is anxious, shaky, and short-haired [on hiatus].
The "Toastmaster Harpoon Party" blog banner contains a map created by Ptolemy. Citation for this image is below:
Ptolemy, 2nd cent. ''Map of the World.'' 1482. John Carter Brown Library, Brown University.
Ptolemy, 2nd cent. ''Map of the World.'' 1482. John Carter Brown Library, Brown University.
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