It beats for you

Last night I went to my roommate D's comedy show at some urban bar in Alphabet City. I was minding my own business when the woman next to me started jeering at the bartender because he was serving others before herself. "You fagotty lickety motherfucker crackerass nigger, hello sir! You need to stick your face in my cunt you slimy baldheaded bucktoothed asswiper!" she said to him. "Your goddamn head's bigger than the Goodyear blimp! Fagottyass motherfucker, lick my clit" she asserted. It went on for minutes. 

When he approached she ordered a Shirley Temple.