I went out drinking with some random "young professionals" last week. It was a total disaster. I sat near this dot-Indian guy who was telling me about his job as a financial planner. "Wait let me get this straight," I told him, "You work at Merrill Lynch and you wear a fucking friendship bracelet? WTF?" "Actually I'm a Hindu," he replied, "and this is religious. It wards off the Evil Eye." Then he gave me the evil eye. And then he looked at me and said, "FML!!!"
Later on I was trying to avoid him when he approached me and said, "Wow, I really like your arms. What do you bench, 300?"
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Dodo Bird is living in Los Angeles, working, and attending graduate school for poetry. Like her moniker, she was over-harvested by explorers to the point of extinction in the 17th century.
Pointer moved to New York City, and is trying not to write about work. Frequently pointing at things, she is anxious, shaky, and short-haired [on hiatus].
Pointer moved to New York City, and is trying not to write about work. Frequently pointing at things, she is anxious, shaky, and short-haired [on hiatus].
The "Toastmaster Harpoon Party" blog banner contains a map created by Ptolemy. Citation for this image is below:
Ptolemy, 2nd cent. ''Map of the World.'' 1482. John Carter Brown Library, Brown University.
Ptolemy, 2nd cent. ''Map of the World.'' 1482. John Carter Brown Library, Brown University.
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