Because it'd be so empty without me

Sometimes talking to the line cooks at work can be weird. Yesterday one of them approached me and asked about my interest in movies. "You ever seen Ol' Boy? Classic. That's the kinda shit I'm into. Twisted shit. Not bloody or gory-- but psychologically just wrong. Psychologically. I got all types of movies like that, mostly the indie ones are the best." 

I eked a smile. "I really like Frasier," I said.