But a Pussy Having No Goddamn Sense

Boyfriend's dad has an awesome case of Oldmanism. At dinner tonight we were talking about ultimate all-time musical performers, which brought up the Jackson 5, which brought up Michael, which the BFD spun into a discussion of Janet. "You know who's the really freaky Jackson? Janet," he said. "She made a stunt to show everyone her breast, and then she didn't really show anything. Even her nipple was covered by a purple thing. If you go online you can find the picture of it and zoom in, and you can only see less than half of her whole breast. But the funny thing is that on her, the breasts are darker than the rest of her body, but on most women, it's just the opposite. You can go online and see for yourself." 

Then we made the mistake of turning on the television show, "Superstars of Dance." 

The whole deal made me completely change my mind about having a popsicle for dessert.