I decide to take a shower. I head to the bathroom, take a pee, and start to cut my nails. I always do this in the toilet to avoid clogging issues, so I choose to be environmental to boot and not flush. My pants are down, because why pull them up before getting in the damn shower? A knock.
BF: Hey, I gotta pee.
Dodo: Oh uh...[door opening] well, I was about to cut my nails uh..you can just..use the toilet..even though there's...
pee in it.
BF: Oh my God. This is the moment I have been waiting for. [kneeling] Will you do me the honor of being my wife?
Dodo: Oh, shut up [Shuffles into the kitchen, pants at ankles, chuckling. Begins to clip nails into disposal]
BF: [Laughing, peeing, and lecturing generally about clipping nails into the toilet] No way you'll be able to put this in the blog!
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i had to read this post several times before understanding how DISGUSTING IT WAS.
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