11.27.2009

But my greenbean casserole rocked

Things that were discussed by my friend's friend at Thanksgiving dinner:

1. How when she was in college in the '70s a woman came into a sex class and demonstrated how to do a pap-smear on yourself...buck naked.
2. How nice my friend (Terminatrix) is because T was cool with the fact that she had sex in T's bed while she was on her period.

Both of these stories took about 5-10 minutes of describing. I'm hoping her family will stay in LA next Thanksgiving.
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  1. hostessNovember 27, 2009 at 6:05 PM

    Dodo is right! The pap + period topics at the Thanksgiving dinner table were disgusting and the wayward guest went into way too much graphic gross SUPER inappropriate detail. I had already suppressed my memory of my guest having brought up these repulsive topics - but Dodo remained conscious!

    The naked woman giving herself a pap smear DID NOT happen (my guest was having a self-delusional memory). The having sex in my sad little dorm room bed while she had her period - I could have lived forever without knowing this (I would have taken the details of this super gross personal accomplishment to the grave). The crass guest wasn't drinking on Thanksgiving so she doesn't have even the basic excuse of drunkenness - she just volunteered and dominated the conversation with these hideous stories! Learn from this - your period and imagined repulsive classroom experiences are not welcome topics during a wholsome Pilgrim meal (or ever)!

    Dodo's green bean casserole did rock and made up for the hideous stories.

    My Best,
    Grossed Out Hostess

    PS The same guest brought a Turkey - it was the worst turkey in America - THE WORST - no, really the WORST!!! So salty that I had to spit out the one bite I took of it. Being a good cook might mitigate the gross out conversation, BUT NO her cooking is as nasty as her mouth (mind). She won't be back next year!!! Dodo will be back with her green beans next year (hopefully)!!!

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  2. Dodo BirdNovember 27, 2009 at 6:47 PM

    It makes me sad that you saw this, only because you might think I didn't have a glorious time, despite. Because I did!! And it wasn't really that big of a deal, but this is the crap bloggers talk about because everything else is boring in my life. Pretty much.

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