A jovial obese guy walks in to our pizza place.
Guy: You guys sell wings?
Us: No, sorry, we don't.
Guy: Man...you guys know anywhere nearby I can get them?
Manager: No, but in Fancy Associated Restaurant we have chicken tenders.
Guy: Chicken....tenders? No. No I don't think so.
A person who works in the back whose teeth look like whittled scrimshaw more than something that should grow from a gum spends the next 3 minutes trying to talk to the guy about how you can't have anything else feed the wing desire except for wings themselves.
We run an excellent establishment. Like a well oiled machine.
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Dodo Bird is living in Los Angeles, working, and attending graduate school for poetry. Like her moniker, she was over-harvested by explorers to the point of extinction in the 17th century.
Pointer moved to New York City, and is trying not to write about work. Frequently pointing at things, she is anxious, shaky, and short-haired [on hiatus].
Pointer moved to New York City, and is trying not to write about work. Frequently pointing at things, she is anxious, shaky, and short-haired [on hiatus].
The "Toastmaster Harpoon Party" blog banner contains a map created by Ptolemy. Citation for this image is below:
Ptolemy, 2nd cent. ''Map of the World.'' 1482. John Carter Brown Library, Brown University.
Ptolemy, 2nd cent. ''Map of the World.'' 1482. John Carter Brown Library, Brown University.
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