Whereupon this story is true too

One of my buddies called this weekend to harass me about dating  a virgin. "I don't care what you call it, it's a date," he told me. He asked me how I replied after the young gentleman dropped the V-bomb. "I asked him if being a virgin is a frustrating condition. Then I remarked that I don't even remember being a virgin."

Dorian called me a whore and then howled for the next three minutes.