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After wine tasting we went to a nice restaurant where we sat for hours eating tons of food and drinking lots of wine. I became very drunk. 

As we were leaving I stood in the foyer with my uncle and two large doggie bags when the two very large women from the table across from ours approached him. "We've been watching you all night," they cooed to him, "You look so familiar. Do we know you from somewhere?" He denied it was true but as they walked away he began to grin warily. "Oh uncle," I assured him, "They just wanted the leftovers."