Drinking from someone else's bottle is never a good idea. Trust me!
I drank my roommate's favorite bottle of wine. Incredibly rare and hard to find, after an exhaustive search I found the vintage 2008 sparkling rose to be almost irreplaceable until you cross paths with $12.99 and a local liquor store. The sales guy tried to sell me another bottle, but I told him I would only buy if the bottle was chilled and had a pop-off top. I was ready to drink.
"We have a gorgeous LambDRDRDRDRDRDRusco over here," he said casually, rolling his r. What a prick.
"Oh DRDRDDRDReally?!" I said, snatching the bottle and proceeding to the furthest-away cashier.
I was not in the mood.
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