There are some crucial bits of information regarding my domicile that I've needed to figure out.
1) How far away from my window do I need to stand to ensure that everyone isn't watching me as I change into my pajamas?
2) Why does my apartment building, with more than 100 units, only have 4 washers and 4 dryers?
3) Where is the nearest liquor store?
Today answered one of these questions. I got off the subway and ran into a decent-looking liquor store. It looked expensive, but I was short on time. I asked the service man for a cheap red wine. "Which varietal?" he asked. Cab. "Do you prefer full-bodied or oaky?" Full. "And which particular-" ARE YOU REALLY ASKING ME THESE QUESTIONS?
He pointed me to the Gato Negro. $4.99. In New York City.
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For CA-ers it's a total mind fuck to see 2-buck Chuck (Charles Shaw) is 3-BUCK Chuck in the NYC.
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