Remember That Kid in the DragonballZ Shirt Who Got Caught Looking at Porn in the High School Library

I bought a router last weekend in anticipation of The New Roommate, Jillian, moving in. She's a real liberal type, vegetarian, a teacher, soft-spoken. These personality traits do not bode well in a space shared with D and I, so I thought I'd give her a little something to test her fortitude by. I named the network "MonkeyNutz" and the password "MonkeyballZ". Then something weird happened. The landlord found a roommate in her own free time, a family member, a gay man in his fifties.

I think this is where the "reset" button comes into play.