USC is having a succession of orientation gatherings throughout the summer. Because I work right next to a hotel near USC campus, we get a lot of parents and bewildered teens coming through. Two awkward situations that have occurred (thusfar) from the USC orientation crowds:
1. Long-haired blond mother and daughter walk up the register. I say "What can I get you ladies?"...and then realize the daughter is a son.
2. I watched from the periphery of my reading as a soon-to-be-USCer proceeded to get his awk mac on with a girl for about an hour while his mom sat in silence right next to them, sipping iced tea, staring into space.
C'mon woman! At least go read a book somewhere.
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BAHAHAHA. calling a dude a woman. my boss calls women dudes all the time.
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