Gremlin seeks Human To Teach Art of Rub A Dub

Go here: 

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/roo/1145546170.html

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/roo/1143133123.html

All I can say is, it's really postmodern and genius to name your cat in the form of an AOL screen name. I really wish I had thought of it first. I need to live here. 

Update: I have begun calling Boyfriend "Dodge Ball 15". Creepily, he has begun to refer to me as "Spiffy 16". My only defense is pointing out that 16 is greater than 15.