My heart was wrapped up in clover

So my friends and I (during a small 6-red-wine-bottle gathering) had a moment of illumination: we decided there should be a drink called the "Pabst Smear." Directions below:

1. Pour half a can of Pabst beer into an iced glass
2. Fill the rest of the glass with gin
3. Crack a raw egg onto the top of the drink
   
4. Garnish with a mini speculum
5. Drink with mirth!