3.05.2009

Hollyweird

Hollywood is one of many enigmas of Los Angeles. It's kind of a place, but it kind of isn't. It's not a city anyway, (even though West Hollywood is). Yet everyone knows about Hollywood, and has high expectations. Sadly, the image of Hollywood fed to people here and abroad is a complete farce: it's associated with famous people, glamor. That's a lie--a lie I say! All the famouses live in Brentwood/other fancy places where you can never find them except when you least expect it and are biting into a chocolate croissant and realize you're sitting next to that dude who was on "Felicity."

Whenever someone visits me and demands to see this "Hollywood" everyone's been talking about, I give a little depressed sigh. Mostly, it's a wasteland of flashy establishments, music venues, comedy spots. There's nothing of worth to really "see." It's not like "show me Echo Park!," which is a neighborhood that actually has a heart and soul. Character. Hollywood is little more than a long stretch of glammed-up strip malls. How people actually live in the area, I don't know. But apparently they like 24-hour traffic noise and ladies with little dogs in their purses. Or maybe they're all made of wax and put in apartment windows just to fool tourists.

Anyway, I found this mathematical equation which I think captures the truth of Hollywood quite succinctly:


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