Lipton

I've been working out a lot and eating less, and it's really upped my cravings for fats and sugars. 

Yesterday I looked in the fridge and found onion dip. I LOVE ONION DIP. "That's weird," I thought, "we didn't have any sour cream. Oh well, I guess he went to the store. He always buys the Lite stuff anyways." I ate a bowl with chips and watched About Schmidt. 

When he came home he said, "Oh, you found the onion dip! Guess what, it's dairy-free! I MADE IT OUT OF MAYONNAISE!"