I Got These Boots at the Recession

Hey Chris, 

Hey. I tried to call you the day after I read that Sbux was eliminating 3000 jobs. To see if you got laid off. On account of having to lay people off, and you bringing beer to work, to drink out of Sbux cups, at Sbux itself. Like no one would notice. 

Your phone was disconnected. 

I felt bad, like maybe you did lose your job. 

Then I thought I may have misremembered your number. So I asked Jimmy. But I had it right the first time. 

So, uh, what's the deal?