Now..I want you to take a good look at the image from accuweather on the left. This is the five day forecast for Los Angeles between January 14-18. Anything strange? It's like 85 effing degrees every day. I know this isn't bizarre to Tempenos, but this isn't normal in LA. This unseasonable heat is caused by one culprit: the Santa Anas. These hot dry winds blow in from the desert and make everyone look like they have the skin of an 80 year old woman with chapped lips. In addition to this, whenever someone is acting strangely or something weird happens, everyone in southern California blames it on the Santa Anas."I have a headache.." "It's the Santa Anas."; "My girlfriend broke up with me!" "Santa Anas struck again!"; "I just got knifed!" "Those darn Santa Anas!!"Literally. Everything.
I actually remember my first reference to the Santa Anas--it was from this lame-o show called "Sweet Valley High". Basically this pair of hot twin girls go to a high school in SoCal (uh..yeah) and one of them has to sit on her twin's boyfriend's lap for a play rehearsal and he gets a boner. It's the Santa Anas!! They make you CRAZY. I would also like to note that the producers' way of telling you he gets a boner is they do ultimate zoom in on the girl and guy's eyes and they are looking around like there are suddenly geckos everywhere. I didn't understand this and luckily my older sister explained it to me. I was around say....10.
Oh, Dodo the boredom factor on these blogs is way too high! I don't mean you or your group - they are interesting! But I looked at the "most looked at" stuff, and some fool with plaid borders (and the dullest crap) had thousands of viewers - it was unbearable and confusing. Why would ANYONE not being paid read this crap!
ReplyDeleteDear Terminatrix--
ReplyDeleteMaybe he DOES pay all of them, and we're just out of the loop. If anyone is the loser in the situation, it may likely be us.