I shouldn't have to jump for joy.

Tonight I met the very first girlfriend that my brother has ever brought home. Except he didn't bring her home; we met at Oregano's Pizza in Scottsdale.

Excited about the encounter, I immediately texted my best girlfriend.

Me: Wow, she's so excellent. I can't believe I liked her that much.

Her: Wow, that's so great.

Me: She even has a big mole in the same place on the same cheek as him.

Her: Secret Face Mole Society?

Me: I wonder if that's how they met.